Oatmeal Head

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Written and recorded Feb. 10, 2008 as part of the 2008 FAWM Challenge.

Criminals and desperados
Fear him like him the plague
Worse than being bit by bugs
That make you retch and gag
He's stronger than an oxen
And more powerful than a train
Because of his steaming oatmeal brain

Oatmeal Head
Oatmeal Head
He is a steaming Oatmeal Head

His head is filled with mealy mush
Down to its very soul
Steaming hot for butter pats
And sugar for your bowl
Stronger than an oxen
And more powerful than a train
Because of his steaming oatmeal brain!

Oatmeal Head
Oatmeal Head
He is a steaming Oatmeal Head

Oatmeal Head, Oatmeal Head can save your life
He can save your life
Because oatmeal is nutritious
And delicious
Which makes you ambitious
There's no need to dread

Oatmeal Head!
Oatmeal Head!
Oatmeal Head!
Oatmeal Head.