I wrote and recorded this one with Tony Menzer & Craig Greenberg. Backup vocals by the Steel Bridge All-Star choir. The working title of this song was the "Fuck You Scott Walker" song. We'd modified the words a little by the time we got to the end.
http://charliecheney.com/mp3/sbsf/BridgeForSale.mp3
http://charliecheney.com/mp3/sbsf/BridgeForSale.wav

I've got a deal for you
You're gonna shit your pants
I've got a brand new bridge that I'll sell for cash
It's got a 1000 lanes
A million miles
But it don't take trains
They're going out of style

I've got a bridge for sale
I guarantee
I've got a bridge for sale
It's just what you need
I've got a bridge for sale
That you're gonna love

I bet you're saying to yourself
This is great
Where do I sign?
I can't believe your luck myself
You'll get it good
You're first in line

You think you can't afford to pay
But you're in luck, we've found a way
You just sign away your soul
We'll lease the rights, then charge a toll